Apparently Amber Rose just signed a multi-million dollar deal to keep her mouth shut about Kanye’s personal life. Where is a rapper when you need one? That’s the deal of the century!!! All she has to say is “no comment” about something that’s not even our or her business anyway. You would think Shaq, Tiger Woods and Jesse James would have thought of something equally brilliant–they have the money. Evidently they didn’t care about getting caught. Not only is Kanye a lyrical genius, he also knows how to save his own ass. He gets a high five in my book.

Our only question is what the heck is Amber and Kanye doing (or have done) that he doesn’t want released to the public?

Source: PerezHilton.com

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